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Dregish Apologise For Eating Missionary
Despite a gap of 160 years, the people of Dregish have finally apologised for cooking and eating a Scottish Missionary on September 13th 1852. The act of contrition occurred as a local witchdoctor,...
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Loughmacrory To Clamp Down On Locals With Their Tongues Hanging Out
Look – there it is! The Loughmacrory and District Tourism Committee have issued a warning to all residents that people caught with their tongues hanging out whilst concentrating on something will be...
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Tyrone GAA News
DREGISH PENSIONER ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT AS A SUPPORTER A 71 year old former pillow-fluffer from Dregish has announced he is stepping down as a supporter of the club after 67 years of travelling the...
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County Tyrone’s Top-Ranked Tennis Player Gutted About Not Making It To Final...
Tyrone’s no.1 BY SHENGAS MCGLUMPHIE County Tyrone’s highest-ranked tennis player, Connor Muldoon from Dregish, has once again failed to make it to the final stages of Wimbledon. Whilst official world...
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Census Finds New Village Near Omagh, Undiscovered For 500 Years
Largybeg BY SHENGAS MCGLUMPHIE Results of the recently published 2011 census have produced some surprising results, including the finding of a previously undiscovered village just outside Omagh....
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‘Santa Won’t Come’ Threat No Longer Available. Parents Bracing Themselves For...
Dregish lad, this morning. BY SHENGAS MCGLUMPHIE Parents woke up on Boxing Day to a subtle shift in the balance of power between them and their offspring, with the fact having dawned on children that...
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Dregish Psychic To Give Up Clairvoyanting After Complaints From Spirit World
Nuala SHENGAS MCGLUMPHIE A local clairvoyant has given in to pressure to stop pestering the souls of the departed after numerous complaints were made via another medium. 58-year old Nuala Brannigan...
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Dregish Man Goes Into Guinness Book Of Records For Highest Number Of Snooze...
BY SHENGAS MCGLUMPHIE A man was hailed as a local hero today after the Guinness Book of Records confirmed his entry into the world record books for hitting the snooze button on his alarm clock an...
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Undercover Reporter Reveals Secret GAA Refereeing Ring
Referees laughing their heads off A high-profile undercover investigator has shattered an underground refereeing ring in Strabane where up to 30 Tyrone referees meet up weekly and laugh at some of the...
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Clock Change Still Causing Mayhem Across County
Farmers – stealing hours? BY SHENGAS MCGLUMPHIE The bi-annual change of clocks brought havoc throughout Tyrone once again, amidst mass confusion as well as some confrontational scenes. Following news...
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Drumquin Man Caught Legally Driving Last Night. Parents Distraught.
Tyres in deadly condition A Drumquin man’s family is blaming modern society after their son was caught with insurance, tax and MOT certificates, good tyres as well as a full tank of clean diesel....
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